Everything about this story is tragic

"It's like that point when your party's grown out of control and you look around and ask: Who are these people? Sedna? Xena? Ceres? Ceres is an asteroid, for God's sake. Why not just make 1997 XF11 or Greenland or Harriet Meiers a planet?"

Inspired by sculling

Maybe an alternative to lilina?

From bands to bubbles

I rarely expect the best articulation of my thoughts to come from the Mirror, but this pretty much sums up my feelings on Eastern European immigration

Everything about this report screams: Well, duh. Except maybe the bit about socks