Fastest animal movement recorded leads to nasty nips - and spectacular jumps. Watch the video

Complete with hithertho unreleased Robert Smith vocals, finally

The Indy fisks "hysterical" newspaper reporting on immigration to the UK from Eastern Europe

I really hope there's another side to this story, because otherwise it seems unconscionable - experimenting on an endangered species in order to assess a vanishingly small risk?

Less intimidating than Wikipedia's vast list

Fuuny, I don't see anyone panicking. I know, let's have a cull anyway

Bzz

Ate sharks. ATE SHARKS

This'd be easier to parse if there didn't seem to be so much bad blood between the rival camps. Can't hear the science over the axes being ground

"You can use the Perception Laboratory's Face Transformer to change the age, race or sex of a facial image, to transform it to the style of a famous artist, to make an exagerated caricature or even make an ape of yourself!"

Examiners throw out proposals to hybridise filesharing with social networking

Since I seem to be on a rare-animal-transmission-disease tip today