Legend has it that our hero met Troilus, the nineteen-year-old son of King Priam, on the battlefield, and the insatiable Achilles, as he beheld the youngster grappling manfully, was overcome with Greek lust. As their thrusting swords met in furious clanks, the mighty Achilles, with his war-skirt tenting about his heroic loins, yelled: "I will kill you unless you yield to my caresses!"