March 08, 2004

» Imaginary girlfriends: uncanny, unappealing and just plain unfortunate

Uncanny: The evening Hanson got the skull, in April 2002, he grabbed a pair of calipers and struck out for a popular bar in an artsy Dallas warehouse district called Exposition Park. There he quickly scanned the room and spotted Kristen Nelson — a willowy blue-eyed brunette he knew casually — chatting with a guy at the bar. Hanson walked past once or twice, and they smiled at each other. Finally he walked up and said hello. "Can I measure your skull?" he asked.

Unappealing: Think removing a real girl's clothes can be tricky? Karen was not only uncooperative but insanely heavy. I never really understood the term "dead weight" before. With Aaron's help, I eventually got her naked and positioned her head in my direction. Grabbing her hand, I shrieked. Karen's skeleton was discernable through her flesh, just like a real person's.

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